communistbakery:

It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme

(Source: communistbakery, via trust)

yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

(via humorking)

harryedward:

how to get a thigh gap

step 1: open ur legs 

step 2: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via humorking)

pimp-eridan:

p0kemina:

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.

please stop

lubricates:

the sexual tension between me and no one

(Source: lubricates, via trust)

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

(Source: -annoying, via languidlimbs)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

(Source: averagefairy, via feat)

vapooreon:

when you strip down naked in an elevator and u know everyone is checking you out

image

(via heliolisk)

ugly:

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

(Source: plazm, via trust)

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