zooeydeschannoying:

and they say reverse racism isn’t real
bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

blackbruise:

do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

(via suspend)

ilarual:

jaclcfrost:

char-ientism:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

phrases like “i’ll be the distraction you go on ahead without me” generally do not have a tendency to end well

"i’ll catch up with you" no. no you probably won’t

"we’ll talk about this later" there is no later

"it’ll be alright" not for you since you just said that and doomed yourself

(via drewhhr)

communistbakery:

a story about russian leaders that fall for american troops called the fault in our tsars

(Source: communistbakery, via relahvant)

tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

(via heliolisk)

itll:

how does wikipedia know the height of every celebrity

(via encourage)

scatteredly:

do you ever get so hungry that it feels like your stomach is caving in

(Source: scatteredly, via fucktopiaa)

buthed:

*deletes all ur captions before reblogging post*

(Source: tooshies, via gnarly)

wastery:

Mom : you are beautiful

Me :

image

(Source: wastery, via fucktopiaa)

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

(Source: eggito, via trust)

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